Conspiracy Theories I Believe In


Just a list. I won’t go through the trouble of trying to prove myself.

1. The modern interest-based lending and banking system is the greatest robber of human wealth of all time.

2. There really is a clandestine group of wealthy, intelligent and / or powerful elites that seek to influence world events for their selfish gains.

3. Democracy is a farce. No country on Earth is a true democracy. It’s a mirage. Forget democracy. I don’t believe in it. For me, it’s either Libertarian Anarchy (based on only 2 rules - The Silver and Golden Rule) or Dictatorial Rule by Benevolent and Infallible Philosopher-Kings.

4. This conspiracy theory is my own - I don’t remember any other conspiracy theorist suggesting this before - but here it goes: you know the present hysteria about shortage of food supplies and other natural resources needed for the survival of human civilisation? It’s made up. See Conspiracy Theory #2 above.

5. September 11th was an inside job. The 21st century Reichstag Fire. This truth is steadily gaining ground. Eventually I (and millions of other people with an average IQ higher than G.W. Bush) will get to say, “I told you so”.

That’s it for now. This means I am leaving out a whole bag of other conspiracy theories that’s been going around the world (maybe it’s not money that makes the world go round), such as, Alien lizards are the true secret rulers of the world (David Icke), UFO’s, the face of Satan seen on the smoke of the burning World Trade Center, etc.

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